December 18, 1992

GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE

Page 19

Dykes To Watch Out For

The

Mo HAS

MANAGED TO HEAVE HERSELF FAR ENOUGH

FROM THE SLOUGH

OF DESPOND

OKAY, NAOMI...THE DRIED. UNSULPHURED, ORGANIC BURDOCK CHIPS ARE ALL RESTOCKED.

GREAT. NOW DO THE SULPHURED, COMMERCIAL ONES, THEN THE WHEAT-FREE TAMARI ROASTED TRANSITIONAL PRUNES.

MO! YOU'VE RESURFACED! ! THOUGHT WE'D LOST YOU FOR A WHILE THERE. YOU FEELING BETTER ABOUT THE BREAKUP?

SMM ROT HERE!

I WANT REFINED SUGAR!

NO. I FEEL LIKE SLASHING HARRIET'S TIRES. Y'KNOW, I THINK SHE MIGHT BE SEEING SOMEONE.

REALLY? ARE YOU TWO TALKING?

UM-UH. SHE NEEDS TO HAVE" A PERIOD OF NO

UH...

YEAH,

CONTACT." HA! I'LL SHOW HER NO CONTACT!

WHY?

So WHAT'S GOING ON WITH You? STILL INVOLVED WITH THAT WOMAN?

TO MAKE IT

TO HER

WORKSHIFT

PECIAL

AT THE

149

CO-OP.

LAURO

GURP's MILK

TAKE IT FROM ONE WHO KNOWS, GINGER, AND END IT NOW BEFORE YOU MAKE EACH OTHER MISERABLE.

OOPS! LOOKS LIKE I'M IN THE GRIM ADVICE AISLE... I WAS LOOKING FOR

LURID GOSSIP

HI,CLARICE!

DID TONI SEND YOU OUT FOR PICKLES AND ICE CREAM?

WHAT I WISH. NO, I'M BUYING ALL THIS HEALTHY SHIT FOR HER NEW..I MEAN. ABOUT OUR NEW DIET. NO MORE GREASY HER? TAKEOUT BARBECUE TILL THE KID'S WEANED... HEY, HAVE YOU TWO HEARD THE WORD ON NAOMI?

BOYFRIEND.

No!

YES! AND AS IF THAT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH, SHE'S STARTING UP A BISEXUAL SUPPORT GROUP!

OH. COME ON! IS THIS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL? SO SHE'S BISEXUAL! BIG DEAL! AND WHAT'S WRONG WITH STARTING A GROUP?

WELL FOR ONE THING, THEY'RE ALWAYS MAKING US CHANGE THE NAMES OF THINGS TO INCLUDE THEM! IT'S,

...

IT'S AWKWARD!

Yo87

Hey! The Local

Organizing Committe for the 1993 March on Washington for Lesbian. Gay and Bi Equal Rights and Liberation, etc. VEEDS YOU NOW!

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